Just weighed and measured MY balls...nope, I could never be in politics. The first reason... MINE exist. The second...they're TOO big.

What do the trending topics board (on twitter) and congress have in common? Give up? They're BOTH too easily manipulated by idiots with deep pockets.

I wish there were more smart people.

I get annoyed with the troglodyte gumbo that is supposed to be our congress. I sometimes want to take a break from the news....

Rick Perry waits for call from voters to stay execution of his political hopes. Rick Perry circa 1985 cuts the phone lines. Film at 11!

NEW "Footloose"... No. Hollywood, you DON'T have to remake EVERYTHING! When is the "Staying Alive" remake coming out?