Hey homophobes, gay people go through THEIR day NOT hating YOU. Try returning the favor.
You ARE NOT in an open relationship, you are just the person that they are f*cking RIGHT NOW!! Don't make me shake you!
Comcast just bought ME, those mutha *alarm goes off, man whispers to me*... those mothers out there would be proud. *whispers* "Help me..."
"Lions and tigers and bears oh my!" -Commercial jingle after Taco bell finds a new meat source
Mattress store salesmen are creepy dudes, we should open MORE mattress stores to take them off of the street.
Denial ain't just a river in..... (Sorry, they just cut me off too)
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