Breaking News. 8 million people show up to vote yes on prop 19 on November 3rd. 2million are parents giving them a ride. Film @ 6 & 11!!!

Is it safe to start going back to Reverend Wright's church yet? Wait, what?

Breaking News! Terrorists decide to no longer bomb the U.S. When asked why they said "They're f*cking it up by themselves" Film @ 6 & 11!

You are now free to move around your bitterly divided country. Southwest Airlines. Hey, don't fire me! I'll come up with a new slogan!

Imagine how last nights vote would have gone if we had a black, lesbian, Muslim president with a Latina mother...

When I watch elections, I wonder why it bothers no one that people's behaviors are so predictable. Predictable people are easy to control.

ABC FALL 2020 Schedule. Wed at 9:30 "Banging the Stars" (It's only a matter of time)