Ah, this Starbucks Transfat and Carcinogen smoothie is awesome....anyone else dizzy?....
Man, when Tiger Woods wants to get out of endorsement deals...he goes the extra mile!
Xmas eve-eve, or as pick pockets call it "Black Wednesday."
A cigar when you have a child? Why? "Well, now that I've helped create a new life, lets celebrate by hastening our already inevitable death".
I understand the Tea Baggers now. If you held someones head in hot water (Like a teabag) the lack of oxygen would produce the same idiocy.
Beans, beans, good 4 ur heart, the more U eat the more U...hmmm. To finish this I'm gonna need a word 4 flatulence that rhymes with heart...
Rushed my next door neighbor to the E.R. It was a preemptive move because of the ass whipping I was planning on giving him.
Ran into the high school bully. He's a different guy now. I guess being sold for cigarettes in prison does a lot for ones attitude.
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