Oh no the fuck you didn't!

- Thanksgiving conversation starter

*I see your point.
(*I will never talk to this asshole again)

The simplest explanation is always the one that gets you beaten up.

I want someone to share my ups and downs... and ins and outs... and 

...okay, you figured out I mean sex huh?

YOU'RE NOT SO SMART!

I would beat Usain Bolt by 50 yards in a footrace to yo mama's ass.
*gets beaten up by you while Usain Bolt watches and laughs*

I feel better when I eat vegetables and fruit. But cheese pizza is worth the stomach discomfort so screw that crap.