My testicles sing "Just the two of us" after I have sex....if I remember correctly...

Dear HALF naked women....you've go it HALF right. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Just kidding take it off so we can get it on!

I sell long hairs to restaurants to put in your food if you're rude. #bigbusiness

Don't ride a motorcycle next to a Dodge pickup & "Mean mug" the driver. Not good. I wonder if the ambulance ride was better than his Harley?