My cousin was listening to Willow Smith while studying for a college exam. Was I wrong to knock over his juice, say "NERD!" and run out?

Birthers? Still? Really? I can't wait until they claim that the first lady President was born a man insulting women & trans-gender citizens

Symmetrical Vaginas....they're FANTASTIC! (Much MORE FANTASTIC than you NBA. Deal with it!)

I want to get so angry that I see red, then take a Viagra so I'll see blue...why? 3D glasses cost too damned much!

Mubarak has people on horses beating protesters? Horses? He IS OLD!

Breaking fake news! GOP votes to repeal President Obama's melanin. Film at 6 & 11!

So ABC, forget my sitcom idea, give ME 25 gorgeous women who for some reason want to sleep with a guy they just met. #nextbachelorsanthony