New definition of verbal assault-->Being stuck in an elevator with someone who's phone conversation is so stupid it makes your head hurt!
"Condoms are NOT reusable!?!" - Said the cheap guy who just found out that he got a hooker pregnant.
Poverty= involuntary portion control.
With all of these beer commercials during the football games, I'm wondering when the Cirrhosis medications are gonna start being advertised. It's the same audience.
I finally get it. When those guys hold up those signs that say "The End is Near", they aren't talking about US...have you ever seen THEM twice?
Poverty= involuntary portion control.
With all of these beer commercials during the football games, I'm wondering when the Cirrhosis medications are gonna start being advertised. It's the same audience.
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