Saturday, October 17, 2009

Randomness..

Smarter animals have less physical gifts, cats/dogs can lick themselves. Salamanders can regrow limbs. I'd lose some IQ for those skills!

Didn't get much sleep, I spent all night waking up Jehovah's witnesses and telling them about The Buddha.


I am definitely buying that Jack Lalanne power juicer. I'm hoping with the proper nutrition I too can be a healthy 90 year old white man.

When I was a kid my mom said thunder was angels clapping and rain...them crying. Then I saw a mudslide...I didn't let her answer that one.

Nipple rings. A wonderful non verbal way of letting strangers know that you routinely make bad decisions.

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