Randomness...

Guys want two women. Be careful. With the right ones, it's heaven. With the wrong ones it's a rough game of musical chairs...uh...I'm told.

I use a hands free phone when I drive, although according to what the police officer is yelling, I probably should have spent the money on brakes.

Now out at the NFL, Rush Limbaugh regroups and puts a bid in on B.E.T. Stay Tuned.

I wonder, how pick pockets get good? You'd figure they'd stop after the first few ass whippings.

I love watching cellphone companies brag about their coverage vs a competitor when really, it's more about who sucks the least.