Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Saw a guy charge his mom $50 to shovel her snow. Loser. Not me baby! I'd just steal $20 out of her purse. Yeah $20...I mean, she's family.

Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER

What they REALLY want to say:
Gambling problem? GREAT! Your money will be MINE soon bitches!

Why should I pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming? I'm getting spanked IN the dream.

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