Running people off the road because you're on a cellphone should be an Olympic sport. If it ever happens, I just met a gold metalist.

No, of course you don't need to stop at the STOP SIGN. I've lived long enough. I didn't have any plans for the last 50 years of my life.


8am:

Had green tea & decaf coffee as I listened to teens brag about being pregnant and fighting other pregnant teens.

I’m leaving the planet…