Rick Santorum. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Sorry, saying your name with a straight face is impossible now.

I'm hosting the last debate. My only question? ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING NUTS!?!

We all know that Rick Perry is a bigoted numskull, right? Oh, trolls...blow me. (Just wanted to put that out there.)

Dear people who initiate online conversations with attacks, epithets, and tough language... What is your endgame? Do you really think that a person you've never met is likely to be moved to YOUR ideology via your childish behavior? Do you not know that saying "Hello" while quaint, is important? Also important, respect. Try it sometime. You may be surprised at the amount of learning that can be done. ADULTS do that. TROLLS do not. (FYI, venting online is DIFFERENT than being RUDE in conversation) Chose which you want to be. If you choice is "TROLL"...move on. I have no time for you. I'm an ADULT. Thanks.

I just kicked Alec Baldwin's ass for playing Sudoku in an elevator. GANGSTA!

Ironic that Bill O'Reilly referenced Soul Train, he doesn't have one and wouldn't be caught dead on the other. Also he's an a-hole.

"Food Stamp President" Newt? That's interesting coming from a "Maury Guest GOP CANDIDATE"