Randomness...

Guys, you can stop calling it "Preparation H" now. We know what it is. Just change the name to "Ass Cream" already. Consider the snickers word of mouth advertising.

As I walked past a lady on a very crowded downtown street, she made a BIG SHOW of stepping away from me and clutching her purse thus making me look like a d-bag. Of course, never passing up a chance to amuse myself, I saw the same lady 15 minutes later. I waited until she got near me...then leapt away from her in fear EQUALING the size of her previous SHOW...everyone looked at HER this time. I smiled and thought "Doesn't feel good does it?!" TRUE STORY.

...um...your doctor is supposed to use their hand when they check you for a hernia...right?