When you lose a friend on Facebook, it feels the same as that feeling you get when a gas bubble goes away.

The voices in my head have decided to go solo.
DON'T BREAK UP THE BAND GUYS!

I should be somewhere slurping on a cute woman right now...

But I'm not.

So today kinda blows.

Why do people call those public assistance cell phones "Obama Phones" but DON'T say "Obama Degree" when they finish college with his help?