Flirting only works on me if I'm CURRENTLY getting it on with you. If not, please begin...or you're wasting both of our time.

Store around the corner, me standing at the counter for 10 minutes and being seen WITHOUT being helped = you lose my business. See ya.

If they made it legal to punch people in the neck that sit on your car....the world would be a much nicer place.

Breaking Fake News! WI Gov Walker & supreme court, make it illegal for the poor to stand too close together or whisper without permission.

I would love to find out that there was a Weiner/Palin sex tape. That would be the best news story ever. Can you two make that happen?